DBSK fans & UFO replies
Thursday, December 4, 2008
To revive my blog, I'll just post some amusing stuff that I found while surfing the 'net. Although, if you hate DBSK or Changmin, I advise you to not read this post. Because, well, the post's about DBSK (mostly Changmin's) replies to fans/UFO's. (x
Note: The ' [brackets] ' are my comments. Heh.
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Fan: My hands and feet are freezing TT TT
Althought I'm at home...Oppa please warm me up T_T
CM: Go to a warm room~ If not put clothes inside to keep warm~
Fan: I'm studying, suddenly thought of Oppa, I hope oppa can wish me good luck! That way I can even get the first place.
CM: Good luck~ Looking forward to the first place
Fan: Wah~ Changmin oppa doesnt hate me right?
Changmin: Hate..hm...I've never seen you before so I can't say anything^^ keke.
Fan: Go eat well and live well! (a phrase in Korean) I'm sad because you won't reply, so I'm gonna go drink! oppas make me a delinquent.
Changmin: Don't say weird stuff like drinking and go sleep!^^
Fan: Oppa please reply to me, even a dot...I'm rotting in the library...
Changmin: It isn't rotting, it's developing... [LOL]
Fan: Changmin-ah I find your adam's apple so sexy when you scream..................[O_o]
Changmin: You have unique taste.
Fan: Shall We make a baby?
Changmin: "no comment"
Fan: Does oppa like a smart and ugly girl or a dumb and pretty girl or me??keke.
Changmin: I like my parents^^ [ROFL. But that's not one of the options! D:]
Fan: Aren't I nice?
Changmin: How should I know;;
Fan: I'm hungry................I think I'm going to die, If I eat now I'll get fat so I won't.
Changmin: Do you want to be skinny and die or eat and live? [Pssh; foodmin. :D]
Fan: Shim Changmin you're really gonna be like that? I drank 2 bottles of soju. My heart is breaking really.
Changmin: Two bottles of soju means you're pretty good at drinking^^
Fan: Yunho oppa! If you don't reply you have to marry me.
Changmin: I saved Yunho hyung's life.
Fan: Changmin-ah, I failed... ha.. What is D. If I get all A+ next time, will you pat my head??
Changmin: Talk when you get an A.
Fan: I look like Han Ga In.^^
Changmin: It's okay
Fan: If you don’t reply me this time, I’m going to be a SJ fan TT everyday I hope to get a reply from you TT
Fan: sorry, I was just joking, I would never do that, to me DBSK is number 1!
CM: urh, scary!
Fan: I want to be your warm bed for one day…
CM: This kind of matter should not be decided by you!! [AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! XD]
Fan: yah~ I got a confession from Changmin oppa TT, thank you, I didn’t know oppa love me!
CM: I’m sorry;; I think you are drunk. Hehe
Fan: I have exams next week, but I cant focus, I’m going mad, what should I do TT?
CM: you lost your focus?
UFO: ChangMin-ah, do you possibly eat poop too..? [WHAT? O_o]
ChangMin: What^^?
UFO: I’m not going to be a fan anymore, it’s oppas’ fault for not replying…..From now on I’m going to be a stalker!
ChangMin: I’ll say this in a nice way, come back to being a fan
UFO: If oppa teaches me how to dance I’ll think about it
ChangMin: Just be a stalker [lol]
UFO: Ok I’ll be a stalker. Look behind you
ChangMin: A refrigerator is behind me
UFO: Liar, I’m there
ChangMin: Are you the refrigerator or JunSu-hyung?
UFO: Oppa, how was oppa born???? How are babies born????
ChangMin: Go learn at the beautiful children’s program called sex ed. organized by the lady
UFO: Please teach me I want to hear it from oppa
ChangMin: Be quiet!!!! [ROFL. XD]
UFO: Yunho-ya your nostrils are so pretty that I want to put my finger in there, give me permission^^
Changmin: If you were him, would you give permission?? [Yeeeah, would you give permission!? ._.]Credit: toocutedoggy @soompi , ♥JaEjOoNgiELoVE@imeem, bakarero@LJ DBSGcomm, & kate513+dbsk@multiply + ringy@soompiphoto
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During Autograph/ Signing Sessions...
Fan: oppa! hello!
CM: hello!(CM starts signing after greeting each other)
Fan: wow oppa is 176cm tall! (the fan joked while CM is signing)
After CM finished signing, the fan looked at the paper(?) and behind the signature, CM wrote "PS: I'm 186 oh ^^"
During Autograph/ Signing Sessions...
Fan: oppa! hello!
CM: hello!(CM starts signing after greeting each other)
Fan: wow oppa is 176cm tall! (the fan joked while CM is signing)
After CM finished signing, the fan looked at the paper(?) and behind the signature, CM wrote "PS: I'm 186 oh ^^"
During a signing session, a fangirl with straight long hair went up for CM's signature.
Fan: Oppa, please touch my hair.
CM: ah? I can't.. I.. I am not.. a.. pervert...
[Ahah. xD]
CM: Hello!
Fan: Hello!
CM: Your name is..?
Fan: What is oppa's name?
CM: oh..CM wrote: 'To: What is oppa's name.'
[Changmin~ You ruined her autograph. D:]
Fan: Hello!
CM: Your name is..?
Fan: What is oppa's name?
CM: oh..CM wrote: 'To: What is oppa's name.'
[Changmin~ You ruined her autograph. D:]
YC: Hello!
Fan: Hello!
YC: Your name is..?
Fan: What is oppa's name?
YC: (flustered) ah.. you don't know my name?
Fan: (sadly) yea.. I have serious amnesia...
YC: oh.. my name is Park Yoo Chun. And you?
Fan: ^%!&*
YC: huh?
Fan: ^$%!&*
YC finally finished signing.. and at the back, he wrote: ' a very unique name '
Fan: Hello!
YC: Your name is..?
Fan: What is oppa's name?
YC: (flustered) ah.. you don't know my name?
Fan: (sadly) yea.. I have serious amnesia...
YC: oh.. my name is Park Yoo Chun. And you?
Fan: ^%!&*
YC: huh?
Fan: ^$%!&*
YC finally finished signing.. and at the back, he wrote: ' a very unique name '
Fan went towards YC for signature..
but realised that CM, who was sitting beside YC is too good looking, just like a living sculpture...
Hence, after telling YC her name, she kept staring at CM...
YC: erm... you...
Fan continues looking at CM..
YC: erm... i have finished signing..
Fan: oh! ok!
At the back of the paper, YC wrote: 'PS: CM is indeed very handsome!'
[Nice one Yoochun! xD]
During an autograph session, a fan wrote her name on JJ's palm.
The next fan who came up told JJ: ' Oppa, scribbling on your palm is as bad (an offence) as smoking.. '
JJ: Bring that previous girl back here!
Fan: Oppa, my name is Sun, please remember alright?
YH: ok.
Next autograph session..
Fan: Oppa, what is my name?
YH: ahh.. I can't remember already..
Fan: I'm Sun, you must remember alright?
Next autograph session..
Fan: Oppa, what's my name?
YH: ... erm......
Security guard standing behind YH: ' SUN.'
[ROFL! The security guard pwns! xD]
Fan: Oppa, you are so pretty!
JS: You are very handsome too!
On a certain fan-meeting session, a fan thought of buying some tonics for JS. And her friend who introduced that tonic to her said that taking it will be as good as taking fertilizer. (Means that the effects of the tonic is so good/strong that it's like taking fertilizer)Hence, the fan repeatedly thought of what her friend said in her mind...
And when it's her turn to go up to JS, she flustered and pushed the tonic drinks to JS and said aloud: ' Oppa, please drink this fertilizer and continue to work hard!'
[*coughs*]
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Other Funny Happenings ~
One night in the hostel, hardworking JS was writing his report.
But suddenly, YC turned the lights off..
JS: Yah, what are you doing?! Why did you turn off the lights?!
YC: If we don't turn off the lights, the fans will all be crowding downstairs....
An hour later, YC turned on all the lights again..
JS: Why did you turn on the lights again?
YC: What if all the fans really leaves...?!
[You shouldn't have turned off the lights then -.-"]
In the waiting room...
JS: Let's exchange shoes!
However, JS's feet are too small.. he wore YH's shoes and tripped after a few steps..
JS: YH hyung's feet are too big! CM ah, lend me your shoes!
CM: ok..!
JS: ah.. why are all your feet so big! You must try to make them small and cute like mine!
[Ok, Junsu, is your feet really that small? -.-"]
At the airport filling up some forms..
YC was wearing slippers on that day.. But because of all the squeezing and pushing from the fans, his slippers broke.
On the plane..
YC ask YH seriously: Hyung, can I still wear this after pasting it back?
[LOL]
During BBQ endorsement times...
Lee Yoon Jae: erm.. Jaejoong..
JJ: yea?
LYJ: the BBQ... Fried chicken... is delicious..
JJ: (flustered) ah, no, we TVXQ are just in charge of modeling...
LYJ: you must be even more serious when frying those chickens next time alright..
JJ: (sadly/desperate) no... we're just purely modeling...
LYJ: do remember to give out more carrots when selling the chickens too ok..
JJ: -.-"
[Poor Jaejoong... LOL]
Credit: translated by buttercupwheels@LJscreencap
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